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Kristel 2 year s ago
The big problem to this the word IF
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2.
Mert 2 year s ago
I would give all the money to somebody who doesn’t like me so they would be my friend.
3
3.
Anna 2 year s ago
Mert,
Your frenemy would think you're an idiot.
Your frenemy would think you're an idiot.
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Amelia 2 year s ago
Buy a pair of really comfortable socks.
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Mariah 2 year s ago
I wouldn’t cash the ticket. I’m not ready for that kind of responsibility. But I do love that gamblin’
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Montgomery 2 year s ago
#1 I thought this was best at first, but then I decided that if people ask, it would be better to say that I did win a moderate amount of money from a lottery or casino. Somewhere of around $50K should be reasonable. I'd also say that I'll be using this money to payoff student loans, the mortgage, house repairs, etc. so they won't be looking at me for a handout.
#5 Depending on how much you won and if it was mandatory for your local Lottery Commission to reveal your identity, being out in the boonies may just make it easier to be kidnapped.
#11 It'd be easier and cheaper to "get rid of" a few Senators.
#5 Depending on how much you won and if it was mandatory for your local Lottery Commission to reveal your identity, being out in the boonies may just make it easier to be kidnapped.
#11 It'd be easier and cheaper to "get rid of" a few Senators.
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Ronnie 2 year s ago
I've already had #8 multiple times, so the correct answers in order are:
#2, #1, #5 (see #1) and get a new phone (see #1).
#2, #1, #5 (see #1) and get a new phone (see #1).
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Orphelia 2 year s ago
Ronnie, alternating between your right hand and your left hand does not qualify as two chicks at the same time dude.
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Ronnie 2 year s ago
Orphelia,
LOL
I absolutely agree that does not qualify as a threesome. But alternating hands is what people do when they cheat on themselves.
While I don't have to prove anything to an anonymous person on the internets, we (yes, my involved partners and myself) have pictures. You'll never see them, and I don't really care if you believe it or not. You don't have to be wealthy/pay for a threesome; you just have to be in the right place at the right time.
You had a good response though. I appreciate the humor.
LOL
I absolutely agree that does not qualify as a threesome. But alternating hands is what people do when they cheat on themselves.
While I don't have to prove anything to an anonymous person on the internets, we (yes, my involved partners and myself) have pictures. You'll never see them, and I don't really care if you believe it or not. You don't have to be wealthy/pay for a threesome; you just have to be in the right place at the right time.
You had a good response though. I appreciate the humor.
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Verna 2 year s ago
depending on how much...but if it was one of those HUGE wins:
1.waste a couple of millions on stupid stuff, just because
2.buy a house
3.start a fund for people that are talented but cant get a break due to their geographical upbringing
4.invest in real estate
5.fund clean water research
and so on
oh and weed.
1.waste a couple of millions on stupid stuff, just because
2.buy a house
3.start a fund for people that are talented but cant get a break due to their geographical upbringing
4.invest in real estate
5.fund clean water research
and so on
oh and weed.
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Alicia 2 year s ago
Buy a pizza
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Delphia 2 year s ago
I'd buy back my grandparents lakefront cottage that I had to sell 10 years ago. That broke my heart.
Your frenemy would think you're an idiot.
#5 Depending on how much you won and if it was mandatory for your local Lottery Commission to reveal your identity, being out in the boonies may just make it easier to be kidnapped.
#11 It'd be easier and cheaper to "get rid of" a few Senators.
#2, #1, #5 (see #1) and get a new phone (see #1).
LOL
I absolutely agree that does not qualify as a threesome. But alternating hands is what people do when they cheat on themselves.
While I don't have to prove anything to an anonymous person on the internets, we (yes, my involved partners and myself) have pictures. You'll never see them, and I don't really care if you believe it or not. You don't have to be wealthy/pay for a threesome; you just have to be in the right place at the right time.
You had a good response though. I appreciate the humor.
1.waste a couple of millions on stupid stuff, just because
2.buy a house
3.start a fund for people that are talented but cant get a break due to their geographical upbringing
4.invest in real estate
5.fund clean water research
and so on
oh and weed.