“Someone Threw Out My Mum’s Wedding Purse And It Was Ruined In The Rain. I Managed To Save It And Make A Keepsake Pillow. Hoping To Gift It For Her 27th Anniversary. What Do You Think?”
Everything one says can be misunderstood in almost a countless number of ways if someone hears you with enough ill intentions.
One could talk less or just stop giving a f@#k.