some are ugly af....

True story: Many many years ago, I was a barefoot 8 year-old kid running around in a swamp looking for snakes. I emerged from the swamp, muddy and filthy (and barefoot), into the backlot of a festival. At this festival, the current Miss Universe was appearing. Somehow I wandered into her trailer unchallenged and said hello. She told her Portuguese translator that I was cute and gave me a kiss on my filthy cheek. I've never washed my face since. (that last sentence is not fully factual)