Sacred Vests
When a prospect becomes a member, they are given a cut (vest) with the infamous club logo and name. A charter
patch is also sewn onto the vest. If arrested you need to hand your vest to another member for safekeeping/avoiding tainting it in jail. The same rule applies if medical staff tries to cut or tear off your vest during emergency care.
Poor little Parthenia should try to join them. Obviously his ideal. But I don't think whiny incels that try to turn literally anything in a whiny rant about things not trumpie enough have a chance...
Criminals are not always bad. Not all the time, anyway.