#9 you'd be surprised how worthless chairs are. i currently sit in a $700 one and a coworker has a $1200 chair (because of headrest). my non profit got it for 55% off retail.

#14 They like you! You got the best part of the Brownies!!

lose him. He has no respect and is looking for a maid.

#25 lets try this again because I lost my mind at the possibility that a "boy friend" would do this: Lose him. He has no respect and is looking for a maid.

#30 Aaannd, the problem is?

People. Expect nothing and still get disappointed.