"The smell of a freshly cut lawn is actually a chemical distress signal released from the grass as it's cut.

You're smelling the souls and screaming of the innocent."

"Female mummies in Ancient Egypt were always more decomposed than their male counterparts. They discovered that this was because male bodies were embalmed a lot sooner than female bodies. Female bodies were kept at the family home until they started to decompose in order to avoid necrophilia at the embalmers."