"I had a brain fart once when I was a teen and asked someone if they had ever died."
Xtrminated-Maverick
#8 They meant to ask if you had paved roads.
I saw a sign on the road once that said “DEAF CHILDREN DRIVE CAREFULLY”. I didn’t even know they could drive!
bro: "Is this a neighborhood for disabled kids?"
This is now the most American thing I've heard of.