"“Can I get a room with an ocean view”
No ma’am you cannot get an ocean view staying at a hotel in Las Vegas."
Threndsa
#8 They meant to ask if you had paved roads.
I saw a sign on the road once that said “DEAF CHILDREN DRIVE CAREFULLY”. I didn’t even know they could drive!
bro: "Is this a neighborhood for disabled kids?"
This is now the most American thing I've heard of.