"I’m a teacher. We have the day off tomorrow. My husband asked me if the students have the day off, too."
Drama_owl
#8 They meant to ask if you had paved roads.
I saw a sign on the road once that said “DEAF CHILDREN DRIVE CAREFULLY”. I didn’t even know they could drive!
bro: "Is this a neighborhood for disabled kids?"
This is now the most American thing I've heard of.