"When waitressing a patio shift people would stand, literally on the other side of the fence, debating whether to eat inside or outside.
It was very common for them to ask “what’s the weather like on the patio today?”
As if they weren’t currently standing..in the outside weather."
Soulretrieval101
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Jos 3 year s ago
#6 Reminds me of “how do deer know to cross the highway where the sign is?”
#8 They meant to ask if you had paved roads.
I saw a sign on the road once that said “DEAF CHILDREN DRIVE CAREFULLY”. I didn’t even know they could drive!
#8 They meant to ask if you had paved roads.
I saw a sign on the road once that said “DEAF CHILDREN DRIVE CAREFULLY”. I didn’t even know they could drive!
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Edward 3 year s ago
bro & me: *drive past sign for "Slow Children at Play"
bro: "Is this a neighborhood for disabled kids?"
bro: "Is this a neighborhood for disabled kids?"
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Lura 3 year s ago
#18 I had to google "Cookie Salad".
This is now the most American thing I've heard of.
This is now the most American thing I've heard of.
#8 They meant to ask if you had paved roads.
I saw a sign on the road once that said “DEAF CHILDREN DRIVE CAREFULLY”. I didn’t even know they could drive!
bro: "Is this a neighborhood for disabled kids?"
This is now the most American thing I've heard of.