Buy Bitcoin when it comes out and sell it in 2021. Do it or I’ll come back and kill you in your sleep.
Don’t piss in that mailbox for 20 bucks it’s not worth the @$$ beating.
When Katie B offers you a cigarette.. don’t.
Ya, that would be mine. “Don’t even try it!”
Go talk to Dad before he dies, you will miss him.
Mine would be more like “don’t give up on talking to him.”
Brush your f@#king teeth.
I don’t say anything but I kick that prick in the nuts
You are still a kid but only listen to yourself since most adults know no sh#t either
“It’ll be okay.” Just something that nobody really told me as my depression habits started developing
Buy Microsoft and don’t f@#k Kristin
SAVE!!! MOTHERF@#KER!!! SAVE!!! SAVE ALLLLL YO MONEY SAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEE
You are gay, girls really are that pretty. Life is gonna s#ck for a while, don’t drink about it.
Pay attention in school, talk to your parents about depression, baseball instead of martial arts, and west instead of east. Good luck, kid. You’re gonna need it.
Whatever you do, don’t stop drawing those stupid-looking comics you’ve been hand drawing. Keep doing it no matter what.
For the love of God, go outside for a change.
SHE LIKES YOU
Shoot your shot dude. You won’t get another chance.
“Take Daniel’s shotgun and throw it in the river. Give him a hug. Tell him that he is your only friend and that you will always be there for him. Keep him company every Friday night until you graduate high school.”
You’re going to become one of the coolest people on the planet. Keep working on being the best version of you
Join the track team, not the football team
Germany 7 v Brazil 1. Bet everything you can beg, borrow or steal.
The more you quit in life, the easier it gets to do it in the future.
Nothing. I got kids and I love them so no f@#kin’ with the timeline.
Look at you, living your best life
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Worst possible advice ever.
Most adults are just wrinkly angry children.
pfff lmaooooo. this is current year in case you haven't noticed. accomplishments are based on ancestry and virtues now. you don't have a chance but to lie