"Waiting for a bill at the restaurant. The bill won’t automatically come just because you finished your meal. They’re not trying to rush you out the door, so you have to ask for the bill when you’re ready for it. So don’t wait around for an hour just wondering where it is."
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Ina 1 year ago
#10 - that's a picture of Hongkong, not London.
#20 - eating at restaurants & cafes is a tourist mistake. Yay.
#20 - eating at restaurants & cafes is a tourist mistake. Yay.
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Gretta 1 year ago
Don't eat at restaurants or cafes? Who writes this cr#p?
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Laurence 1 year ago
Being a tourist is the biggest mistake. I stay at home all year and watch lamp.
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Bartholomew 1 year ago
"Don’t make jokes about the American revolution." WTF ??? Are there any jokes about that???
1) What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance!
2) What did one American flag say to the other flag?….. Nothing. It just waved!
3) What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
4) Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?… Yeah, it cracked me up!
5) “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”… “On the bottom!”
6) What did King George think of the American colonists?… He thought they were revolting!
7) What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?… Liberty!
1) What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance!
2) What did one American flag say to the other flag?….. Nothing. It just waved!
3) What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
4) Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?… Yeah, it cracked me up!
5) “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”… “On the bottom!”
6) What did King George think of the American colonists?… He thought they were revolting!
7) What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?… Liberty!
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Justus 1 year ago
Quote: Bartholomew
Being a tourist is the biggest mistake. I stay at home all year and watch lamp.
tell these jokes in England for maximum effect.
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Arabella 1 year ago
Bartholomew,
haha......those jokes are terrible Bart. Now go stand in the corner.
haha......those jokes are terrible Bart. Now go stand in the corner.
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Figure 1 year ago
I would recommend not to do 50% of those things.
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Stuart 1 year ago
#4 hell no!! This is bullsh#t!
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Second 1 year ago
Stuart,
works at least in Germany, France, Italy Spain, Austria. maybe not in Frankonia but thats a different topic if they can do good wine
works at least in Germany, France, Italy Spain, Austria. maybe not in Frankonia but thats a different topic if they can do good wine
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Stuart 1 year ago
Quote: Second
France, Italy
Not in Italy and France ... of course, there will be places that this is true, but since this is a risk, it is your choice...
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Archibald 1 year ago
#12 LMAO thats indian food just because you had india as a colony u cangt call tikken masala and other foods british
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Midge 1 year ago
Archibald,
well they do now. London lost its whyte status a while ago when they let all the pajeets in
well they do now. London lost its whyte status a while ago when they let all the pajeets in
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Child 1 year ago
Would be good to know what countries most of those were meant for... some say so, but the rest are far from universal wisdom as well.
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Louis 1 year ago
I'm told we Americans are rather friendly and polite and it surprises most tourists. Come on over and sit down, have a beer and a burger and talk. We're interested, we shake hands, we make eye contact, and we smile and we don't care if you make mistakes. We may not be perfect, but that's a bit more inviting than all this European snobbery.
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Arzada 1 year ago
#1 is there a difference?
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Lura 1 year ago
#10 seems the wrong way around to me.
They drive on the left and overtake in the right lane, so it would make sense for standing or slow moving pedestrians to keep left.
They drive on the left and overtake in the right lane, so it would make sense for standing or slow moving pedestrians to keep left.
#20 - eating at restaurants & cafes is a tourist mistake. Yay.
1) What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance!
2) What did one American flag say to the other flag?….. Nothing. It just waved!
3) What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
4) Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?… Yeah, it cracked me up!
5) “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”… “On the bottom!”
6) What did King George think of the American colonists?… He thought they were revolting!
7) What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?… Liberty!
haha......those jokes are terrible Bart. Now go stand in the corner.
works at least in Germany, France, Italy Spain, Austria. maybe not in Frankonia but thats a different topic if they can do good wine
well they do now. London lost its whyte status a while ago when they let all the pajeets in
They drive on the left and overtake in the right lane, so it would make sense for standing or slow moving pedestrians to keep left.