#51 Somebody just discovered memes. The rest of us got bored and moved on from that winking woman months ago.
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#35 a dogs mind. there should be a non-stable mercury switch called a squirrel.

#41 No man is interested in a woman's nails / hair / stupid bag & shoes and certainly not attracted to a ton of flour on her face. Women (ab)use these just to feel better when compare they compare to other one.

#24 That’s a lot of socks and sweaters!

#55 while the English theacher puts a shotgun into his mouth.