#10 try reading counterclockwise. start with A.....

#8 At least the load of laundry is soft w/no static cling. May smell a bit loud.

#14 What country is this? I have never seen a toilet look like that or be between urinals.

#9 Cheap cast aluminum.

#23 Kind of creepy.

#2 - at least it's "authentic."

#28 Common in some areas. E.g. Bavarian Clock. Slogan: "The clocks go differently there."

#5 thats a ditto forming a pikachu, you ignorant sl#t