“Sir, you are a cowardly son of a b#tch! You just shot an unarmed man!”
“He should’ve armed himself if he’s gonna decorate his saloon with my friend!”
” Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here, this is the war room!”
"Honestly out of all the hobbit quotes this one from the movie, not the book, gives me the greatest swelling of emotions:
Galadriel: “Mithrandir, why the halfling?”
Gandalf: “Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love. Why Bilbo Baggins? I don’t know. Perhaps because I am afraid, and he gives me courage.”"
“Tis but a scratch!”
“A scratch? Your whole arms off!”
“He starts monologuing! He starts this prepared speech about how feeble I am to him, how my defeat is inevitable, and the world will soon be his, yada, yada, yada, he’s yammering! I mean the guy has me on a platter, and he won’t shut up!”
“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.”
“Some [email protected]#kers are always trying to ice skate uphill.” Blade best quote ever
"37?! In a row?!"
"Try not to s#ck any [email protected]#k walking through the parking lot!"
“Those of you lucky enough to still have their lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you’ve lost. They belong to me now…”
"Except you, Sophie! You stay right where you are!"
“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.”
"That’s some cold-blooded [email protected]#t to say to a [email protected]#ker before you pop a cap in his @$$."
"Do they speak English in What?"
"I heard she got breast reduction surgery.
What!? Making your tits smaller is like slapping God across the face for giving you a gorgeous gift!
She had back problems, man…"
"I gotta get a glimpse of these warlocks"
"The most confident ballsy sunuvab#tch Doc Holiday
“Why, Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave.”
Really think about how [email protected]#king cold that [email protected]#t is knowing they’re about to have a QuickDraw to the death gunfight"
"I’m your huckleberry."
"It’s 106 miles to Chicago. We’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.
"Why do we fall, sir? So that we can learn to pick ourselves up -Alfred Pennyworth"
"Michael Caine is a PERFECT Alfred. And that entire movie is amazing."
“When you’re ugly and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are. Beautiful people never know who to trust.”
"For England James?
No… for me."
"Layers! Onions have layers! Ogres have layers! Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers!"
"I am serious and don’t call me Shirley"
"It’s all wrong. By rights we shouldn’t even be here. But we are. It’s like in the great stories Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were, and sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy. How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad happened. But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn’t. Because they were holding on to something.
“What are we holding on to, Sam?”"
"That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo…and it’s worth fighting for!"
Val Kilmer, Real Genius
William Munny standing over Wild Bill, Munny has a gun pointed at Bill.
Wild Bill "I don't deserve this"
Munny "Deserve's got nothing to do with it."
Which is an interesting contrast to the Jokers, "You get what you deserve."
Jokers statement is from a fantasy that there is some magical thing called Justice.
And Munnys line reminds us that we don't deserve anything. No lives matter.
Every one who admires anarchy is secretly hoping that, in a world without established leaders we would recognize them as special and elect them as leader. When in reality, they have never shown us any talent whatsoever. Which is why they feel unjustly ignored
Anyway, aww look at the cute kitten
they're both the same thing. you deserve what you get means your actions put you where you are and when so you deserve it. the other is humans trying to apply karma or deserving to people. to make sense of things. but mans rules never apply and don't mean anything.
"Where the white women at?" -- Blazing Saddles... now that's memorable!
Yippi ki yay motherfuggers.
Go ahead, make my day.
Leave the gun, take the cannoli.
I'll be back.
And that's all I have to say about that.
What movie is "okay boomer" from?