"I was at a test screening of the movie Valkyrie. Me and my friends were near the front of the theater talking before the movie started, and I went on this big, loud rant about how "normally I like Tom Cruise movies but War of the Worlds was such a piece of s@#t, one of the worst movies I've ever seen, plot didn't make sense, they strung a bunch of cool scenes together and put a s@#t happy ending on it and called it a day. " after I wrap up my 5 minute rant outlining everything wrong with War of the Worlds the person sitting behind us tapped me on the shoulder and point 4 seats down in my row to Tom Cruise glaring at me, I gave him the nod and sat there for what might have been the longest 10 minutes before a movie started ever.
Not quite what you were asking for but close enough for an excuse to tell that story.
TLDR: Didn't notice Tom Cruise was listening while I talked s@#t about one of his movies."
Usher came into another place wearing pajamas and fuzzy slippers, and acted like a little child. He would hide under the table, giggling and kept getting up and dashing to the door and back. Odd dude. Maybe it was drugs...