"My mom is a big sports fan. One time she was shopping at and saw a really large, fit looking man who she didn't immediately recognize but seemed familiar. She thought it must of been a professional football player or something, so she went up to the only other person in the shop, who was this smaller wierd-looking guy, and asked him if he knew who the athletic looking man was. The short guy looked at my mom and said "That's my bodyguard, I'm Elton John.""
Usher came into another place wearing pajamas and fuzzy slippers, and acted like a little child. He would hide under the table, giggling and kept getting up and dashing to the door and back. Odd dude. Maybe it was drugs...