“Got off the train at the wrong station.”
“Now I’m in the middle of nowhere without food, it’s raining, it’s cold, I’m hungry, and the next train is in 7 hours.”
“My husband tried to apologize by making me a candlelit bath. The glass container was a little too spicy for the plastic bathtub.”
“Found a label in my burger.”
“My wife tried to clean my cast iron. How much alimony should I get?”
“I obliterated my Xbox today when I lost my footing.”
“Found this in the washing machine in my building.”
“A friend lost his wallet earlier this week — found it today magnetized to his car.”
“Spent 2 weeks 3D printing and painting this motorized iron man helmet for Halloween.”
“Accidentally left it in my car during the day and it deformed beyond repair.”
“I melted my son’s toothbrush...”
“Literally my first day on the job and I shattered a customer’s window.”
“My wife said, ’I’m going as Belle, get the matching costume.’ I didn’t understand the assignment.”
“Asked my boyfriend to order paper towels and toilet paper. He ordered them and commented about how expensive they were.”
“Today I came home to this on the front porch. No wonder it was so expensive!”
“Spaghetti and garlic bread, but I forgot I was making garlic bread.”
“I may or may not have mistaken this for toothpaste this morning...”
“Was fixing my kid’s toy and not paying attention to where the excess super glue was going...”
“I was boiling the egg but forgot to turn off the stove.”
“Had a party and someone took a bite out of a fake apple.”
“The diamond in my ring fell out today. It came with a 10-year workmanship guarantee. Yesterday was our tenth wedding anniversary.”
“Fell asleep while heating up some mac and cheese.”
“When you’re only half awake and pack raw bacon in your lunch instead of the leftover pizza”
“Got my rain boots from the garage in anticipation of today’s heavy rain. Forgot to bring them inside last night.”
“I did not look closely enough at that label.”
“Washed my measuring cup and all the lines and numbers came off.”
“Some murderers like to return to the scene of the crime.”
“Spilled water on my keyboard, so I set it up in front of a heater to dry...”
“These cookies at my local gas station for sale...”
“My sister ordered this from Amazon. The snack cups were labeled ’dishwasher friendly.’ But a plunger with paper hats was what got delivered.”
“My 5-year-old niece decided to rearrange the items on the family fridge.”
“Came home from vacation to find that my cactus had given up on life.”
“Got my ’Magneto’ helmet from Amazon.”
“The fly that I’ve been trying to swat for half a day decided to take a little break.”
“The mirror in my hotel bathroom has an anti-fog section. Unfortunately, I’m 5’2”."
“I got my haircut from my mom who, hours earlier, said she went to the eye doctor and wasn’t sure if she could see properly to do it.”
“But later on, she assured me she could.”
“What’s left of the chopping board I melted after preheating the oven”
“Got my lunch stolen.”
“Visited St. Louis for the first time and was told I had to see the famous Gateway Arch.”
Picture #37 was removed by admin“Was woodworking a ring and checked the size. Now it isn’t coming off.”
“Just bought a Zelda Game & Watch and put it in my back pocket.”
“How in the world did I lose a square?”
“Paid a local friend to patch broken concrete. This is the end result.”
“Thought the clock on my microwave was glitching, turns out there is a cockroach stuck in it.”
“These pizzas were $30... and they charged me $3 for a ‘service fee’ for calling it in and picking it up.”
“My job e-test took 1 hour for this part.”
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Yeah that's not really a big deal, sandpaper and then put it in the oven with oil on it...