First world problems...who cares...

fancy restaurants aren't for everyone. and the portion sizes are correct. seems like you went to an expensive tasting. you don't get a full plate of steak and potatoes.

You're asking for trouble eating that pretentious sh#t in the first place

In a meal like this it may not be possible to recreate every dish to accommodate allergies.

I think both parties are at fault here; the customer seemingly not having a clue what they were getting into, and the restaurant/chefs for pushing things way too far.

Licking foam out of the cast of the chefs mouth? Only way to top that would be a cast of his/her anus.

On the one hand, I'm agreeing with that the portions are ridiculously small, but on the other hand, you don't go to a michelin star restaurant to have a big, filling meal.
These places are often about the experience. And if you have this particular experience, you could have probably known in advance by reviews.
It is idiotic they didn't know how to handle food alergies or have a normal smoke break.

Americans (Mc Donalds) in Europe (Michelin...).

If you dont understand the concept of this restaurant, why you go in?

The plaster cast of the mouth is ...... out there, but this is food as art. It's like going to an art museum, you don't get to take the pictures home with you, just the experience. Of licking foamy jiz looking stuff out of a strangers mouth....

I was a waiter at one of those places, and I would never eat that for that amount of money oh, hell, I
wouldn't even for free

Well what did you expect? 'tard