"So Yesterday My Hamster Escaped From His Cage And Somehow Ended Up Inside My Computer. My PC No Longer Works..."
"The Bad Part About Giving Tech Support To Your Local Food Place Is Seeing This And Knowing You Shouldn't Eat There Any More"
"Internet Is Temporarily Unavailable"
"Marriott Hotel Network Closet - Where Past Problems Meet The Present"
"Thinkpad Overheating For Some Reason"
"My Client Says He Doesn't Know Why His PC Isn't Turning On Anymore..."
"Just Discovered This Sub - (About A Year Ago) A Customer Asked Me If I Could Recover Anything. He Bent It Across His Knee In A Drunken Rage One Night. Hdd Was Miraculously Undamaged And I Was Able To Do A Full Recovery!"
"When I Was Younger, I Tried To Dry My Laptop Keyboard By Putting It In The Oven On Low"
"Customer States "Our Intercom At The Gate Doesn't Work" Meanwhile In The Connections Box"
"Crunchy And Fibre Rich"
"This Mac Book Cable Being Used By A Staff Member At Work"
"What Mandatory Sanitizing At Work Did To My Brand New $2,000 Laptop Last Winter"
"Even When Booting, iPhone 11 Displays Other Images"
"Bought A Vic 20. Came With A Rad Wasp Nest. I Reckon This Is Fine"
"The Server / WiFi Setup Where I Work. (The Tupperware Is To Catch The Water From The Leaky Aircon)"
"My Mum Is Using Her Laptop In The Rain On The Beach"
"How Do You Even Wear Dimples Into A Keyboard Less Than A Year Old? Is This The Keyboard Of A 50000 Wpm Typer?"
"People Are Often Shocked When They Found Out I'm Such A Bad Electrician (Not My Pic)"
"Client Told That Old Owner Would Leave All Network Infrastructure. Thank You"
"“The Ports Stopped Working!” “Which Ones?” “All Of Them!”"
"New Girl At My Job Tried To Find Out The WiFi Password To Connect Her iPhone And Watch Tiktok During Breaks, Bent The Router Hook While Trying To Take It Off The Wall Brutally, That Metal Hook Got Stuck And Short Circuited The Router From Inside. People Are Dumber Than Donkeys"
"I'm Gonna Start A Collection"
"Pro Tip: Dont Store PC Stuff Near Paint When Moving Into A New House"
"The New Bookmac Amateur"
"When You're Given 4 Business Hours Notice To Have 7 Workstations Available For A Training Class:"
Back in 1694 or thereabouts, we got called out to a similar server setup, only the room had been flooded.
"uuuh, so... Can you get it running again by this afternoon?"
1694? little be4 my time
May have been 1695, it was about the around the Salem witch trials and before off-site backups.
What if he had to load software on all of them?
Also, when IT gives me advice and it doesn't work, why do they get angry with me? Happens on a regular basis. No one has ever explained that to me.