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Gussie 2 year s ago
#29 why would yo take your girlfriend to a restaurant to break up with her? You have to add public humiliation to her heart ache?
       
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Vanna 2 year s ago
Gussie, why vote this down? I totally agree!
       
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Virdie 2 year s ago
Gussie,

Not to humiliate, but in the hopes of avoiding an argument and crying, doesn't work though.
       
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Kenneth 2 year s ago
I love these stories! I've got quite a few myself :P
       
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Vanna 2 year s ago
Kenneth,

tell 'em!
       
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Edna 2 year s ago
We had a guy from London come train in Atlanta and after work we took him to a baseball game. We ordered some boiled peanuts and sat down. We look over and he is eating the whole peanut, shell included lol. Still with the company and I bring it up when I get to talk with him lol
       
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Tim 2 year s ago
#36 if my child did that I would make the grilled cheese go to their room and eat it myself while keeping eye contact.
#43 chances are high the milkman was his real dad.
       
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Sandy 2 year s ago
Many winters ago my (then) neighbor got infected with some kind of flesh eating bacteria thingy, they eventually had to amputate his leg beneath the knee.
Anyhoo, fast forward a month or two, I meet him outside my apartment and without thinking I proceed to greet him with "nice to see you back on your feet again".

I still wake up screaming in the middle of the night.
nICe To sEE yOu bACk On yOuR FeET aGAIn
       
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Elias 2 year s ago
I was a teen, and I stood up from my chair at an event that was a bit dull and got an erection as I often do when sleepy.

I pressed it against the seat in front but it made it worse! So I panicked and tried to leave only to turn around and almost impale a fat old lady bending over to pick up something from the ground.

I literally rqn in to her, pressed my erection right between her butt and she screamed and everyone turned around..

And there I stood, frozen in panic, with my raging erection...
I just rushed out and hid in the parking place until mum came out.
       
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