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Gussie 1 year ago
#29 why would yo take your girlfriend to a restaurant to break up with her? You have to add public humiliation to her heart ache?
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Vanna 1 year ago
Gussie, why vote this down? I totally agree!
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Virdie 1 year ago
Gussie,
Not to humiliate, but in the hopes of avoiding an argument and crying, doesn't work though.
Not to humiliate, but in the hopes of avoiding an argument and crying, doesn't work though.
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Kenneth 1 year ago
I love these stories! I've got quite a few myself :P
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Vanna 1 year ago
Kenneth,
tell 'em!
tell 'em!
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Edna 1 year ago
We had a guy from London come train in Atlanta and after work we took him to a baseball game. We ordered some boiled peanuts and sat down. We look over and he is eating the whole peanut, shell included lol. Still with the company and I bring it up when I get to talk with him lol
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Tim 1 year ago
#36 if my child did that I would make the grilled cheese go to their room and eat it myself while keeping eye contact.
#43 chances are high the milkman was his real dad.
#43 chances are high the milkman was his real dad.
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Sandy 1 year ago
Many winters ago my (then) neighbor got infected with some kind of flesh eating bacteria thingy, they eventually had to amputate his leg beneath the knee.
Anyhoo, fast forward a month or two, I meet him outside my apartment and without thinking I proceed to greet him with "nice to see you back on your feet again".
I still wake up screaming in the middle of the night.
nICe To sEE yOu bACk On yOuR FeET aGAIn
Anyhoo, fast forward a month or two, I meet him outside my apartment and without thinking I proceed to greet him with "nice to see you back on your feet again".
I still wake up screaming in the middle of the night.
nICe To sEE yOu bACk On yOuR FeET aGAIn
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Elias 1 year ago
I was a teen, and I stood up from my chair at an event that was a bit dull and got an erection as I often do when sleepy.
I pressed it against the seat in front but it made it worse! So I panicked and tried to leave only to turn around and almost impale a fat old lady bending over to pick up something from the ground.
I literally rqn in to her, pressed my erection right between her butt and she screamed and everyone turned around..
And there I stood, frozen in panic, with my raging erection...
I just rushed out and hid in the parking place until mum came out.
I pressed it against the seat in front but it made it worse! So I panicked and tried to leave only to turn around and almost impale a fat old lady bending over to pick up something from the ground.
I literally rqn in to her, pressed my erection right between her butt and she screamed and everyone turned around..
And there I stood, frozen in panic, with my raging erection...
I just rushed out and hid in the parking place until mum came out.
Not to humiliate, but in the hopes of avoiding an argument and crying, doesn't work though.
tell 'em!
#43 chances are high the milkman was his real dad.
Anyhoo, fast forward a month or two, I meet him outside my apartment and without thinking I proceed to greet him with "nice to see you back on your feet again".
I still wake up screaming in the middle of the night.
nICe To sEE yOu bACk On yOuR FeET aGAIn
I pressed it against the seat in front but it made it worse! So I panicked and tried to leave only to turn around and almost impale a fat old lady bending over to pick up something from the ground.
I literally rqn in to her, pressed my erection right between her butt and she screamed and everyone turned around..
And there I stood, frozen in panic, with my raging erection...
I just rushed out and hid in the parking place until mum came out.