Ariadne, If you think pushing someone's face into a piece of cake, done NOT as an aggressive act but rather in humor, is "something terrible" that is worthy of divorce then you have a very malformed view of life. Seriously. Somewhere along the line you've acquired a terrible outlook on life that has made you bitter, angry, and intolerant (I'm sure you sense this already). No one except low confidence, subservient men could tolerate such a woman as you. And if you were to find such a man you and he would be two miserable peas in a pod. You should try to improve your life and stop being such a controlling b. People will like you more and you'll be happier. Good luck with that - change is hard - but you can do it!