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#1 Aluminum doesn’t rust.

#9 Don’t put fabric softener sheets in the dryer if you are drying towels or anything moisture-wicking like Under Armour. The sheets make things less absorbent.

#2 ....what are you doing driving?

#7 is stupid. Just clean the car so you have a clean smelling car instead of faking it.

#2 translation: keep always some tools and spare parts in your car. you never know if you breakdown.

Ladies, we guys really do appreciate the lengths you go to be pretty and feminine, which just don't say it. We should do so more often, before you decide to turn into another man hating dumpling wrapped in tattoos with short purple hair and a nose piercing like some mutant Maori warrior...so yes, thank you very much, all you fine lovely ladies!...I am so sorry about the shirt I wore for three days, how I ripped out my uni-bro with a pair of pliers, my two year old toothbrush, and how I clipped my fingernails with your scissors.

...sheesh. A herd of purple hairs must have come through here. :