“Sales assistants were calling after me, ’Stop!’ And I was running away because couldn’t understand what was wrong.”
“Only now did I discover this thing on the inner side of my turtleneck. So that was why I made security gates beep in stores for the past 2 years. I thought they kept some spare parts in these pockets.”
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Id 2 year s ago
#5 “help, I’m choking!”
“Lemme just drop my trousers”
“Lemme just drop my trousers”
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Rox 2 year s ago
Id,
Now I envison that situation... :)
Now I envison that situation... :)
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Gussie 2 year s ago
#14 what is useful about that??
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Jettie 2 year s ago
Gussie, if you forgot how a hare looks like, it's extremely useful!
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Waldo 2 year s ago
#4 I wonder how many of my Murcan friends are familiar with the expression 'a little something for the weekend'... ;)
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Bo 2 year s ago
Waldo,
Never heard that expression but it looks about the right size for a condom so that would be my guess.
Never heard that expression but it looks about the right size for a condom so that would be my guess.
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Bobbie 2 year s ago
#5 really!! Someone’s bent over choking and you’re going to walk over and start taking your pants off?? Too funny
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Edie 2 year s ago
#7 Learn the difference between flannel and plaid.
“Lemme just drop my trousers”
Now I envison that situation... :)
Never heard that expression but it looks about the right size for a condom so that would be my guess.