"I was told by my dad, when I was around 8-9, that 'The people at the sewerage plant have been examining your poop, and need you to eat more fiber'."
"My dad told me that the reason why police officers spend so much time at donut shops is because the shop owners actually need them there to shoot the holes in the pastries to provide them with the classic donut shape.
I found out this was a lie when my dad caught me trying to get behind the counter at Dunkin Donuts one time because I “wanted to see the shooting.”"
"You know how Barbie feet are on tippy toes so they are shaped to fit into a high heel shoe? Well when I was a kid, I thought that when girls grew up into women that their feet would be shaped like that. Despite the fact that I lived in a house with 4 grown women, none of whom had Barbie feet."
anyways Uncle Jackie says "dont push that button, the car will take off and fly" i totally believed it and every time i went to press it he'd say "dont do it, the wigs are broken and we'll launch like a rocket"
#8 right around that time my sister and cousin we're babysitting me and told me after i swallowed my gum that a gum tree was going to grow in my stomach
i woke up screaming and my parents were over yelling "WHAT'S WRONG?" i started blabbing about how a gum tree was growing in my stomach.
months earlier i lost one of my kidneys and when it happened i was rolling on the ground when it ruptured screaming in pain so my parents thought something else had happened.
my sister and cousin were never allowed to babysit me after that
That's not even how the story went, she was a genius before she read any books. Maybe you need not to read more but understand what you read.
anyways Uncle Jackie says "dont push that button, the car will take off and fly" i totally believed it and every time i went to press it he'd say "dont do it, the wigs are broken and we'll launch like a rocket"
#8 right around that time my sister and cousin we're babysitting me and told me after i swallowed my gum that a gum tree was going to grow in my stomach
i woke up screaming and my parents were over yelling "WHAT'S WRONG?" i started blabbing about how a gum tree was growing in my stomach.
months earlier i lost one of my kidneys and when it happened i was rolling on the ground when it ruptured screaming in pain so my parents thought something else had happened.
my sister and cousin were never allowed to babysit me after that
That's not even how the story went, she was a genius before she read any books. Maybe you need not to read more but understand what you read.