"My older brother pranked me once. I had watched a kids' TV show (I think it was "The Electric Company") that featured a guest star who was a tap dancer.
My brother convinced me that tap dancers made their tapping sounds -- not with their feet -- but with their mouths.
I spent the next several weeks trying to tap dance with my mouth noises before my mom made me quit."
"As a kid my whole extended family would go camping and my great grandfather would bring a big @$$ salt shaker for every kid. When we arrived he would pass them out to each of us and tell us “If you get salt on a squirrel’s tail it throws off the squirrels balance and he can’t climb the trees anymore, that’s how you can catch one and keep it for a pet” cue all of us running around chasing squirrels with salt shakers trying to catch one of the little f@#kers for hours while the adults got to sit around drinking uninterrupted. Never got my pet squirrel."
anyways Uncle Jackie says "dont push that button, the car will take off and fly" i totally believed it and every time i went to press it he'd say "dont do it, the wigs are broken and we'll launch like a rocket"
#8 right around that time my sister and cousin we're babysitting me and told me after i swallowed my gum that a gum tree was going to grow in my stomach
i woke up screaming and my parents were over yelling "WHAT'S WRONG?" i started blabbing about how a gum tree was growing in my stomach.
months earlier i lost one of my kidneys and when it happened i was rolling on the ground when it ruptured screaming in pain so my parents thought something else had happened.
my sister and cousin were never allowed to babysit me after that
That's not even how the story went, she was a genius before she read any books. Maybe you need not to read more but understand what you read.
anyways Uncle Jackie says "dont push that button, the car will take off and fly" i totally believed it and every time i went to press it he'd say "dont do it, the wigs are broken and we'll launch like a rocket"
#8 right around that time my sister and cousin we're babysitting me and told me after i swallowed my gum that a gum tree was going to grow in my stomach
i woke up screaming and my parents were over yelling "WHAT'S WRONG?" i started blabbing about how a gum tree was growing in my stomach.
months earlier i lost one of my kidneys and when it happened i was rolling on the ground when it ruptured screaming in pain so my parents thought something else had happened.
my sister and cousin were never allowed to babysit me after that
That's not even how the story went, she was a genius before she read any books. Maybe you need not to read more but understand what you read.