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Kenny 2 year s ago
#13 back in the 60's i was driving with my uncle Jackie in his VW, the horn button was on the dashboard (dont ask me why it was there, i dont know)
anyways Uncle Jackie says "dont push that button, the car will take off and fly" i totally believed it and every time i went to press it he'd say "dont do it, the wigs are broken and we'll launch like a rocket"

#8 right around that time my sister and cousin we're babysitting me and told me after i swallowed my gum that a gum tree was going to grow in my stomach

i woke up screaming and my parents were over yelling "WHAT'S WRONG?" i started blabbing about how a gum tree was growing in my stomach.
months earlier i lost one of my kidneys and when it happened i was rolling on the ground when it ruptured screaming in pain so my parents thought something else had happened.

my sister and cousin were never allowed to babysit me after that
       
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Charity 2 year s ago
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That's not even how the story went, she was a genius before she read any books. Maybe you need not to read more but understand what you read.
       
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"When I was a kid my dad told me it cost 25 cents to change the radio station to keep me from f@#king with the radio in his car. I believed that until I was 14."

 

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