"I could not understand how all the deaths scenes in war movies seemed so realistic. So, I asked one of my older brothers how they did it. He proceeded to tell me that they empty out state prisons in the area the movie is being made, dress them up and give them guns and tell them that if they survive the filming then they get to leave jail after. I was told that at around 7 and I believed it till I was around 10."
"Sometimes when we asked for McDonalds my dad would say no but turn in anyway and say the car was doing it by itself. I believed him every time and thought the car was just my homie."
anyways Uncle Jackie says "dont push that button, the car will take off and fly" i totally believed it and every time i went to press it he'd say "dont do it, the wigs are broken and we'll launch like a rocket"
#8 right around that time my sister and cousin we're babysitting me and told me after i swallowed my gum that a gum tree was going to grow in my stomach
i woke up screaming and my parents were over yelling "WHAT'S WRONG?" i started blabbing about how a gum tree was growing in my stomach.
months earlier i lost one of my kidneys and when it happened i was rolling on the ground when it ruptured screaming in pain so my parents thought something else had happened.
my sister and cousin were never allowed to babysit me after that
That's not even how the story went, she was a genius before she read any books. Maybe you need not to read more but understand what you read.