#16 so you drop it and just leave it there? pick it up a-hole!

#8 Well, they USED to be made of metal!

#9 that's what you get for making pineapple juice

#1 & #31 No one cares about these and yet they get posted almost daily. WTF?

#26 Grain moth larvae. Extra fat & protein, and no discernible flavor. All they eat is grains/flour. They aren't maggots.

#30 “What happens if your tree hits a neighbour’s car?”

You take a photo of it and post it at Izismile.

#8 Really? A plastic thimble? Must have come out of an Xmas cracker.

#15 you went for a interview wearing dirty old jeans, no wonder you didn't get the job

#5 It'll work better when the sun goes down.

#11

Let it starve.

#32 Looks like you moved to Chicago.

#11 Eat or starve, it´s up to you-