“I’ve been wanting this mug for over a year and I finally ordered it. It came in today and I dropped it while I was opening it.”
#8 Well, they USED to be made of metal!
#30 “What happens if your tree hits a neighbour’s car?”
You take a photo of it and post it at Izismile.
Just say 'sorry guys, but I pissed myself a few minutes ago' Then smile and proceed.
Let it starve.
*sh#tcago
Sh#tCongo
Or killadelphia