Most of these are fake - but I'd love the opportunity to be a part of some of these - like # 15 (honeymoon in Thailand / Hawaii) - I'd give that B an earful she wouldn't forget LOL.

#12 You mean help shove your tongue back into your mouth? That kind of help?

#18 I'd say it is both your wedding, not yours alone. I think your fiancee needs to break it off and dodge a major bullet.

#30. #33 unfriended. Good riddance.

#12 How about one of their documentaries on wildlife, you could be the random human that gets stung by something and makes your face swell up to fit that nasty tounge.

#25 Is that guy bragging that he dates criminals and ill people on purpose to make himself feel better about being dumped?