Stop writing that 'Anyone who thinks...' and get to the point already.

Sometimes I think that this is like winning the lottery, except you win a good marriage. Mine ended in flames, no literally, the house the car everything was on fire. It was hell.

... met a guy at the beach while filming with a camcorder, recorded entire night. Nearly 10 years later married him on same beach the day before his 30th birthday to prevent a promise he made to his best childhood friend, that if they were both unwed at 30 they would marry each other. Twist... my overly gay dad flirted with him several times to everyone's disgust since he was underage at the time.