“My wife, knowing I love sandwiches and don’t like the typical romantic stuff on Valentine’s Day, made me a bouquet of meat roses.”
Out of this entire wholesome pic dump, that's what pleases you the most.
Have you any idea of how pitiful your life will be, when/if you actually grow to adulthood?
What a sad little person you are.
belittling people doesn't make them grow, nor does it show grownth.