"The Reason Why Jackets Have Shoulder Straps"
"They were originally designed to keep backpacks ammunition pouches or bayonets from slipping off your shoulder."
"You're Supposed To Microwave Things On The Outside Of The Microwave Tray"
"This Hole Is For Cutting This Spout"
"It even says "spout cutter", put it in, snip easy and great"
"You're Supposed To Shake Out The Popcorn Kernels That Haven't Popped Through This Little Opening"
"You Can Use Tin Foil To Get The Static Out Of Your Hair"
"The Blow Dryer Has A Filter You're Supposed To Clean"
"You're Supposed To Apply Deodorant At Night"
"The complete opposite of what all of us thought."
"Faucets Have Filters That You're Supposed To Replace And Clean"
"They're called aerators. It's recommended that you replace the aerators annually."
"How You're Actually Supposed To Wear Running Shoes"
"This little hole is called a "heel lock" and you're supposed to use it. Same side lace goes through the hole, the opposite side lace goes through that loop and heel gets locked."
"You Can Pick Up Hard Boiled Eggs With A Whisk"
"How To Control A Pour From Any Container That Has One Of These"
"Take it out, put it back in upside down, and pour."
"How To Read Interstate Exit Signs"
"Specifically the importance of the position of this little guy. What is the significance of the position of the exit number sign on the top of the exit sign? It's an indication of whether the exit location is to the right, left, or straight."
"How You're Actually Supposed To Light A Candle With More Than One Wick"
"You do not light them one by one. You light one and then use that to light the others."
"How To Tie A Robe"
"You don't put the rope in the back, take it out, put it in the front, and then tie. It's nice and tighter."
"One Horse Does Not Equal One Horsepower, It Equals 15"
"More precisely 14.9, and actually no one knows how precise that number is. Because James Watt just lied for marketing."
"The Easiest Way To Open Up This Annoying Seal"
"With that little piece of plastic, take the cap and push it down. Just use the cap."
"How You're Actually Supposed To Dry Shoes In The Dryer"
"Go to the dryer, tie the shoes together, open the dryer, put the shoes in, turn on the dryer."
"Zippers Have A Lock"
"The lock automatically locks when no force is placed on the tab-pull. Let's test this out. Tab pulled down - locked. Tab pulled slightly up - unlocked."
"There's A Lock For The Mustard Cap"
"The Scooter Handles Are Finger Guards"
"This is how everyone rode the scooters (left) and we were all wrong. This is how you're supposed to ride the scooters (right)."
"The Best Way To Reheat Pizza"
"The two ways that I know of are in the microwave or in the oven. The third one: put the pizza in a pan, pour water, and cover it with foil. Tastes like a fresh pizza."
"The sun does not burn like we think of logs in a fire or paper burning. There's no oxygen in space fire needs oxygen."
"How You're Actually Supposed To Use An Air Freshener"
"Your tree can last up to seven weeks if you follow these steps. Each week expose more or less of tree. There's even a diagram for us."
"There's A Way To Clean In Between The Glass On The Oven. Apparently It's At The Bottom"
"You Don't Need To Shake The Seasoning Shaker, Just Hold It And Twist It"
"How To Open A Bottle Of Wine"
"Go get a corkscrew or a wine key. Using the serrated edge or the corkscrew, twist the bottle around and remove that foil. Let the bottle do the work for you, push down and twist. Create leverage and enjoy. Responsibly."
"You Can Just Pull Out A Double Knot"
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Maybe he isn't interested in following your preferences about hairstyle, clothing, or anything else?
Seems you still haven't learned that what you believe everyone should do doesn't matter to anyone else.
Maybe you should learn not everyone is like you and that's ok.
Accepting the whole world doesn't revolve around your values is something most people over 16 have learned.
was it mustard, though?
Yes, the exact same bottle.
Poor baby...