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Ab 2 year s ago
#29 Not much better today, is it?!?!
       
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Quillie 2 year s ago
#40 my best 9gag post was something i totally made up; An ambulance carrying a donor-heart hit a taxi, killing the driver and ruining the heart. licky: the taxidrivers heart was also compatible.

which is why i left 9gag
       
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Quillie 2 year s ago
Quillie,

i mean: it was my best _rated_ post. i thought it was stupid, and that nobody would buy it
       
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Rudolphus 2 year s ago
Quillie, I did something like that once. Can't recall the forum (it was a few years back) but they were discussing technology development. I found a "nonsensical jargon generator" online and had it generate some text. I edited it a bit and uploaded it. It was total cr#p but it sounded meaningful - I couldn't believe how many people gave it a thumbs up and responded in agreement - it was so funny.
       
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Lidia 2 year s ago
Rudolphus,

I remember that generator. Very funny! wasn't it the BOFH tool?
       
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Christopher 2 year s ago
#16 If you're a man or boy who ever came off the seat and landed on the higher bar on guy's bikes you'll wish your bike had that lower bar.
       
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Henrietta 2 year s ago
#15 : she was 18yo.
       
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Richard 2 year s ago
#43

Not true. The lack of pressure outside the body would cause immediate and gory death. Pressure suits are absolutely required for pilots at altitudes above 60,000 ft.
       
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Norbert 2 year s ago
#10 ok they carried their homework while snowboarding in the canadian wilderness ... ah ... no
       
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Judah 2 year s ago
Norbert,
Yes, they did. This is while they were snowboarding the 9 miles home from school, a trip that was somehow uphill in both directions.
       
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