#40 my best 9gag post was something i totally made up; An ambulance carrying a donor-heart hit a taxi, killing the driver and ruining the heart. licky: the taxidrivers heart was also compatible.
Quillie, I did something like that once. Can't recall the forum (it was a few years back) but they were discussing technology development. I found a "nonsensical jargon generator" online and had it generate some text. I edited it a bit and uploaded it. It was total cr#p but it sounded meaningful - I couldn't believe how many people gave it a thumbs up and responded in agreement - it was so funny.
Not true. The lack of pressure outside the body would cause immediate and gory death. Pressure suits are absolutely required for pilots at altitudes above 60,000 ft.
"TIL that in 1950 in Beatrice, NE, a church exploded five minutes after choir practice started. No one was hurt because every single member of the choir was late for completely separate reasons, so the church was empty."
#40 my best 9gag post was something i totally made up; An ambulance carrying a donor-heart hit a taxi, killing the driver and ruining the heart. licky: the taxidrivers heart was also compatible.
Quillie, I did something like that once. Can't recall the forum (it was a few years back) but they were discussing technology development. I found a "nonsensical jargon generator" online and had it generate some text. I edited it a bit and uploaded it. It was total cr#p but it sounded meaningful - I couldn't believe how many people gave it a thumbs up and responded in agreement - it was so funny.
Not true. The lack of pressure outside the body would cause immediate and gory death. Pressure suits are absolutely required for pilots at altitudes above 60,000 ft.
which is why i left 9gag
i mean: it was my best _rated_ post. i thought it was stupid, and that nobody would buy it
I remember that generator. Very funny! wasn't it the BOFH tool?
Not true. The lack of pressure outside the body would cause immediate and gory death. Pressure suits are absolutely required for pilots at altitudes above 60,000 ft.
Yes, they did. This is while they were snowboarding the 9 miles home from school, a trip that was somehow uphill in both directions.