"TIL in 1323, the Mexica, founders of the Aztec Empire, asked the King of Culhuacan for his daughter, to which the King of Culhuacan agreed. The Mexica then sacrificed her and flayed her skin, and invited the King of Culhuacan to a feast, during which a Mexica priest came out wearing her flayed skin."
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Ab 2 year s ago
#29 Not much better today, is it?!?!
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Quillie 2 year s ago
#40 my best 9gag post was something i totally made up; An ambulance carrying a donor-heart hit a taxi, killing the driver and ruining the heart. licky: the taxidrivers heart was also compatible.
which is why i left 9gag
which is why i left 9gag
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Quillie 2 year s ago
Quillie,
i mean: it was my best _rated_ post. i thought it was stupid, and that nobody would buy it
i mean: it was my best _rated_ post. i thought it was stupid, and that nobody would buy it
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Rudolphus 2 year s ago
Quillie, I did something like that once. Can't recall the forum (it was a few years back) but they were discussing technology development. I found a "nonsensical jargon generator" online and had it generate some text. I edited it a bit and uploaded it. It was total cr#p but it sounded meaningful - I couldn't believe how many people gave it a thumbs up and responded in agreement - it was so funny.
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Lidia 2 year s ago
Rudolphus,
I remember that generator. Very funny! wasn't it the BOFH tool?
I remember that generator. Very funny! wasn't it the BOFH tool?
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Christopher 2 year s ago
#16 If you're a man or boy who ever came off the seat and landed on the higher bar on guy's bikes you'll wish your bike had that lower bar.
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Henrietta 2 year s ago
#15 : she was 18yo.
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Richard 2 year s ago
#43
Not true. The lack of pressure outside the body would cause immediate and gory death. Pressure suits are absolutely required for pilots at altitudes above 60,000 ft.
Not true. The lack of pressure outside the body would cause immediate and gory death. Pressure suits are absolutely required for pilots at altitudes above 60,000 ft.
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Norbert 2 year s ago
#10 ok they carried their homework while snowboarding in the canadian wilderness ... ah ... no
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Judah 2 year s ago
Norbert,
Yes, they did. This is while they were snowboarding the 9 miles home from school, a trip that was somehow uphill in both directions.
Yes, they did. This is while they were snowboarding the 9 miles home from school, a trip that was somehow uphill in both directions.
which is why i left 9gag
i mean: it was my best _rated_ post. i thought it was stupid, and that nobody would buy it
I remember that generator. Very funny! wasn't it the BOFH tool?
Not true. The lack of pressure outside the body would cause immediate and gory death. Pressure suits are absolutely required for pilots at altitudes above 60,000 ft.
Yes, they did. This is while they were snowboarding the 9 miles home from school, a trip that was somehow uphill in both directions.