"I came home hammered one night in my early twenties and decided to cook some ramen noodles. Before I set down to eat the bowl I put some Daves insanity sauce on the noodles. I had to piss real bad, so I went and did my business, forgetting to wash my hands off beforehand.
I wish I would’ve because I had gotten some of the hot sauce on my fingers when I opened the hot sauce bottle. A shower didn’t help. Hell I poured milk on my junk in a last ditch effort to ease this horrible pain. One of the dumbest things I’ve done."
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Hortense 2 year s ago
Never again will I read posts from stupid people on Izi. Oh, who am I kidding? That's 90% of what's on here.
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Nels 2 year s ago
Hortense,
leve then
leve then
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Deborah 2 year s ago
Hortense,
Do you consider yourself to be part of the 90 or the 10%?
Do you consider yourself to be part of the 90 or the 10%?
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Marilyn 2 year s ago
#19 - fully deserved to be stuck up a tree for hours
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Vinson 2 year s ago
Kicked a beehive once. That ended pretty much how you would expect.
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Drusilla 2 year s ago
Watched the movie Brazil on acid...oh my...
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Jon 2 year s ago
#15 You had a bad dentist. Root canals are pretty much painless. The smell isn't great but I had no pain.
leve then
Do you consider yourself to be part of the 90 or the 10%?