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Herman 3 month s ago
Our five year old daughter refused to eat brussels sprouts at Christmas lunch. Visiting friend: Aw c'mon, they'll put hair on your chest!
Daughter: Don't want hair on my chest I want TITS!
       
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Deborah 3 month s ago
Herman,

Pure lies. Not only do I remember this story from another post in a more believable form on this site, but I highly doubt a 5 year old would start blurting things out like "my tits".
It's much more believable that you have no daughter, no wife or girlfriend nor ever will. Instead you are a virgin in the age range of 14 to 44 that thinks the idea of a 5 year old screaming about "her tits" is hilarious for some reason.
       
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Nanny 3 month s ago
I can totally relate to #10
       
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Quillie 3 month s ago
yeah, the average iq of 'that' continent is too low to justify the ages that are claimed under these quotes.
       
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