Our five year old daughter refused to eat brussels sprouts at Christmas lunch. Visiting friend: Aw c'mon, they'll put hair on your chest! Daughter: Don't want hair on my chest I want TITS!
Pure lies. Not only do I remember this story from another post in a more believable form on this site, but I highly doubt a 5 year old would start blurting things out like "my tits". It's much more believable that you have no daughter, no wife or girlfriend nor ever will. Instead you are a virgin in the age range of 14 to 44 that thinks the idea of a 5 year old screaming about "her tits" is hilarious for some reason.
Our five year old daughter refused to eat brussels sprouts at Christmas lunch. Visiting friend: Aw c'mon, they'll put hair on your chest! Daughter: Don't want hair on my chest I want TITS!
Pure lies. Not only do I remember this story from another post in a more believable form on this site, but I highly doubt a 5 year old would start blurting things out like "my tits". It's much more believable that you have no daughter, no wife or girlfriend nor ever will. Instead you are a virgin in the age range of 14 to 44 that thinks the idea of a 5 year old screaming about "her tits" is hilarious for some reason.
Daughter: Don't want hair on my chest I want TITS!
Pure lies. Not only do I remember this story from another post in a more believable form on this site, but I highly doubt a 5 year old would start blurting things out like "my tits".
It's much more believable that you have no daughter, no wife or girlfriend nor ever will. Instead you are a virgin in the age range of 14 to 44 that thinks the idea of a 5 year old screaming about "her tits" is hilarious for some reason.