He wanted to kill Three Draffs with his Mid Evil Dagger but there was a Hearing of a Catholic Converter saying: If you try this they will Trampling your Bango with their Foot on Bed, so you end up in a Coughing wrapped in Bob Wire. Rather use the Portal Potty, put it on Shuffle and summon the Fridge Raider! He is the best for this job!

If you have read any western history books you would know that #16 is historically correct