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Gussie 2 month s ago
#24 use a proper date format. Problem solved.
       
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Alfy 2 month s ago
Gussie,

So the glass is really 1 February?
       
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Woody 2 month s ago
Gussie,

Anyone else read this as proper "date(ing)" format, and think they meant getting some wine? Half glass of water means entrees soon.
       
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Gretta 2 month s ago
#2 Roses are red, I like to eat meat
He boot too big for he gotdamn feet
       
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Lidia 2 month s ago
Gretta,

pretty sure they're normal boots but Kanye be shrinking
       
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salamoon 2 month s ago
#28 two people who HATE each other would never sit that close...
       
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Deborah 2 month s ago
salamoon,

Love-hate relationship perhaps. Best frenemies maybe?
Could also be used to keep your friend in the other seat and your enemy on your lap.
       
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salamoon 2 month s ago
Deborah,

thats a sofa for married couples.... you are mad for a while, but still love your S.O..... good
       
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Kimberley 2 month s ago
#31
Hey man, you ain't gonna be able to poop for a week!! Cheese plug!!
       
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