Pure internet gold

#9
He is right. With a C-Section you weren't 'born'. You were 'removed' like a tumor. Happy removal day, tumor-baby.

#27 - I’m gonna go out on a limb and say there would have been other ‘signs’ and had she not banged him on the first date she would have realized. Ho.

#5 Seems pretty cool actually. A few days a month you have acid hands!

It is so weird that you might grow up in the US with not sex-ed at all, or get indoctrinated with woke bs, i.e. genderidentity.
#15 Your ph might actually increase during a period, but it would make you less acidic, but just your vag.
Touching artifacts without gloves is a tabu, anyway. "Dont touch without gloves, period!"

I'm gonna assume the dude that thought hands got acidic asked for a handy while his wife was on her period and she made it up becasue she didn't want to do it and he believed her.

When my (ex) husband and I were trying to get pregnant, he explained to me that giving birth isn't painful. That it doesn't hurt women from third world countries, it only hurts American women because they are _told_ it will hurt, therefore they perceive it as pain. Like, psychosomatic.