"Not me, but my aunt dated Matthew Mcconaughey before he was famous. He ended up getting invited to her wedding to my “normal” uncle, and proceeded to pass out drunk in the back of my family’s car. He refused to leave, and now my dad refuses to watch his movies!"
Because, as we all know, famous people didn't have a life when they were unknown and never knew, dated, or even spoke to people then...
#9 I hope she enjoyed his pickle.