Jim Carry
"One of my dad's close friends is Jim Carry's first wife. Apparently he turned into kind of a d@#k when he got famous (shock8ng, I know). I remember a decade or so again when their grown kid's band was trying to make a living with their music, she really want Jim to help them get bookings and stuff and he was all "they need to make it on their own". Then he got a new girlfriend who told him to help his kid out and he did. First wife is still salty about that."
Because, as we all know, famous people didn't have a life when they were unknown and never knew, dated, or even spoke to people then...
#9 I hope she enjoyed his pickle.