Shower thought: I bet I’ve eaten a dead person by now. Plants, or water table, absorb dead body. I eat the animal that ate the plant that had dead body parts in it. I’m never eating again.

aren't #3 and #14 the same?

#4 I know rickrolling and still like/listen to the song.
#5 plausible deniability they actually had an episode of Stargate about that where the Air force let a Stargate-like show happen just so that in case of a leak they can say Nah they just saw that on TV.

11# shapeshifters do not exist. This is ridicules.

#15, never happen, once bidenand obama are done with us there will be no US

#6 Jokes on me. I had a mullet as a child in the 80's and transitioned to a man bun as a teen in the 90's before I cut it all off. Not sure if I was a mullet hold out, a man bun trendsetter, or just lame.