"Large, white container found on flatbed on the highway in Midwest US. Says “Urgent ” on the label."
Answer: "It’s a shipping container for a General Electric CF34 Turbofan Engine, commonly fitted to Embraer and Bombardier Jets.
It’ll be urgent because there will be an Aircraft sat on the ground waiting for it (AOG)."
I have one of these! In spite of what I thought when I first saw it at a garage sale it's comfortable beyond belief. I can sit on it for a couple of hours and get up with no trouble at all.
don't blame you, he got tatts and has no idea what they are?