#9 Some people do not put their carts in the corral even though they park within a dozen steps of it.
Not a fan of those people.

#9 Sure! If you want your car scratches and bumps. The one who wrote that probably use the bus.

Izy used to have interesting shower thoughts. These were written by a teenager.

#15 Metallica

#9 - Actually smart people park close to the exit, opposite the cart corral. We do this a the home improvement stores. We do this so that we don't have to push an 400kg cart across the parking lot.

... screwing reCAPTCHA one extra click at a time.

#3 What does Sherlock have to do with it? It's a magnifying glass... a common search tool for centuries. Sherlock was never written as using one... it was supposed based on his occupation.