With friends like that, you dont need enemy !

#20 - I've never personally seen anyone ask for something like that but if I did I'd just flat out ignore it. I wouldn't give them the courtesy of a yes or no - and I'd never mention it in person. Let them wonder why no one responded. Or maybe "get a job" as the only response would be effective too.

#12 Wow 6 years, you should wash your hand more often.

#21 penknife? that's a box cutter.

#3 What does it say?

If someone treated me like any of these, I would most definitely not call them a friend